Thursday, November 29, 2012

Crossroad Tours Present: Enlightenment for Nitwits

Posted by WTF Are You Reading at 3:11 AM



 Title: Enlightenment for Nitwits
Author: Shepherd Hoodwin
Pages: 226

My Thoughts: 
If you are looking for a book written by some self important guru who has spent countless hours chanting words that no one knows the meanings of, in places that no civilized person knows exists, while doing doing "enlightening" and possibly illegal things with their spirit animals...This is not the book for you.                                                                                           
If however, your chanting involves encouraging the microwave to heat the pizza you bought last night faster,  in English, while attempting to balance your coffee mug and check your kid for new piercings or tattoos... READ ON!

This book is one that allows the reader to help his or herself to the best and most effective of all mood lifters and ego boosts.  The power of laughter.
This is not to say that you won't find those shiny pearls of life changing wisdom while reading this book.  You will indeed find the answers that you seek.  You just might have to look between topics such as Potty Training Your Inner Child and My Toilet Runneth Over to do it.

This book is at times irreverent, non-PC, and blunt but it also offers readers a chance to broaden views, expand minds, unstuff their proverbial shirts, and laugh until it hurts.
My Rating:







Thanks for stopping by on my day to host this wonderful cute book.  Below you will find information about the book as well as a chance to win a copy!
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Thanks for stopping by on my day to host this wonderful cute book.  Below you will find information about the book as well as a chance to win a copy!


We are happy to be touring this funny book by author Shepherd Hoodwin!  Shepherd Hoodwin has been channeling the Michael entity since 1986. He also does intuitive readings, mediumship, past-life regression, healing, counseling, and channeling coaching. He has conducted workshops on the Michael teachings throughout the United States. He is also the author of The Journey of Your Soul: A Channel Explores Channeling and the Michael Teachings, Meditations for Self-Discovery: Guided Journeys for Communicating with Your Inner Self, and Loving from Your Soul: Creating Powerful Relationships. Upcoming titles include Opening to Healing Energy, Growing Through Joy, and Being in the World. Shepherd is a graduate of the University of Oregon in Music. He lives in Laguna Niguel, California. 

So please check it out and have a great time! 

Book Description

October 17, 2011

This is perhaps the first metaphysical/self-help humor collection, designed to appeal to Oprah and Dave Barry fans as well as those with more esoteric interests. In a style reminiscent of comedian Steven Wright, it s full of wry one-liners along with longer, hilariously mind-bending pieces on a wide range of subjects, tied together by the idea of clueless humans trying to find enlightenment. With its fall release, it will be a great holiday gift for anyone who loves to laugh. It s perfectly timed to take advantage of worldwide anticipation of 2012, the legendary end of the Mayan calendar, which is a recurring theme in the book.





Editorial Reviews

Review

"ENLIGHTENMENT for NITWITS" is the funniest book I have read in several decades. Without quoting the book, it is difficult to recognize its utter simplicity: "If you're not in absolute bliss by the end of it, you might want to increase your meds." "If you're reading this before the invention of the printing press, be advised it is forbidden to interfere with the course of human history." Everything, from his grandmother's urine and feces samples, beautifully gift wrapped and left on the train, to blowing it by having a thirty second negative thought, is the name of the game. Nothing is sacred. "Sometimes you have to spend another $3 at Walmart to get class and elegance." You can defend to the death your right to shop naked or you can buy the book and enjoy 223 pages of delightful spoofs.
--C. Norman Shealy, M.D., Ph.D., author of "Life Beyond 100"



About the Author

Shepherd Hoodwin has been channeling the Michael entity since 1986. He also does intuitive readings, mediumship, past-life regression, healing, counseling, and channeling coaching. He has conducted workshops on the Michael teachings throughout the United States. He is also the author of The Journey of Your Soul: A Channel Explores Channeling and the Michael Teachings, Meditations for Self-Discovery: Guided Journeys for Communicating with Your Inner Self, and Loving from Your Soul: Creating Powerful Relationships. Upcoming titles include Opening to Healing Energy, Growing Through Joy, and Being in the World. Shepherd is a graduate of the University of Oregon in Music. He lives in Laguna Niguel, California.
Links

SITES:
http://summerjoy.com
http://enlightenmentfornitwits.com

TWITTER: @EnlightenNitwit

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/EnlightenmentforNitwits
BLOG: http://newagevillage.com/perspectives
PHOTO ALBUMS: http://picasaweb.google.com/ShepherdHoodwin
SONGS: http://summerjoy.com/songs.html




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Tour Stops
Nov. 25-Dec. 1
Sun- Nov. 25th
Crossroads
Mon- Nov. 26th
Tues- Nov. 27th
Wed- Nov. 28th
 Thurs. Nov. 29th
 Fri-Nov. 30
Sat. Dec. 1st



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